GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A